Top Ten Country-Western Song Titles for Bread Loaf School of English

10. “D-E-C-O-N-S-T-R-U-C-T-I-O-N”

9. “My Heroes Have Always Been English Metaphysical Poets”

8. “I’ve Got Friends in Ivory-Towered Places”

7. “Take This Job and Shove It Into Tenure Track”

6. “All My Exes are Existentialists”

5. “Bubba Shot The O.E.D.”

4. “Good-hearted Person of Uncertain Gender in Love with Socially-irresponsible Person of Indecisive Gender”

3. “I Never Promised You a Favorable Review in the Times Literary Supplement.”

2. “That’s My Unreliable Narration and I’m Sticking To It”

1. “I’m Going Back to a Better Class of Neurotic, Self-doubting Literary Wannabes”