Wednesday, June 26, 2013

How To Do It


How To Do It


Lift up the seat as well as the lid; don't flush twice.
Hold the plunger upright; press down forcefully.

Whisk with swift, short strokes; keep shells out.
Rest if you must; this will take some time.

Do the floor first; keep bristles flat
to the surface. There is no need to hurry.

Wipe with the diaper; use one hand
to get the new one ready. Hold baby with other hand.

Loosen each lug nut a little; set parking brake.
Don't stand on the wrench unless you want to fall.

The stock should be warm but not scalding; hot stock kills
the yeast. Knead thoughtfully without sweating.

Listen all the way through her thoughts; speak evenly.
Measure your words against her face; silence can be okay.

Experience is a thorough teacher, but a cruel one.
Advice might forestall disasters of ignorance.

No comments: